I guess since I haven't posted in a while I better put something up here. I've been using Facebook to try and bring a little light heartedness into peoples lives. I don't really take too many things serious, and can't understand people that do. Anyway, I have been doing silly stuff on facebook. Stuff like 3rd person day, where all my posts are in the 3rd person. I post daily polls, just to see what everybody likes. My next fun day will be backwords day. All of my posts and comments will be written backwords. Now all of this is silly, stupid things done with one purpose. That's to make someone smile. I get the greatest pleasure out of that. To make a person who's having just a shitty day smile and say man Pauls a jackass, but he's always keepin life interesting. What a gift. I can't tell you how many people have said to me "I get on facebook daily just to see what you posted. It always makes my day." I have actually been told by one person that the first thing they do in the morning is check my status. Am I always funny? No. But I try. Life needs more funny.
Try it one day. Let nonsense run your day. I know we went over this a while ago and it is kinda redundant, but some people just don't get it.
Tell a joke. Even dumb ones are funny. Lighten the mood somewhere today.
Enjoy life.
Here's to you guys spreadin a little sunshine.
lliT txen emit. s'tI a dexim pu dlrow os uoy thgim sa llew yojne eht edir !
See wasn't that fun? I'm out.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
That's just funny!!!
I'd like to think I'm pretty funny, and to a few people I am. Maybe others would say differently. My wife for example, she thinks I'm pretty funny. Shed never admit it but she does. You see I just want to see people smile, even if its at my expense. Our world is so full of disease, disaster, and depravity that everyone just needs to smile more.
One thing that has gone out of style the last decade or so, and I think is great, is bumper stickers. You can't sit there and say that you've never seen a bumpersticker that didn't just brighten your day. Just a stupid little quote slapped on vinyl, and put on a car. It will make, at least one person chuckle a day.
Another thing that I personally do to get a chuckle from people, even if I don't know em, is the classic funny saying T-shirt. I have a bunch of these. Thanks to my sister in law I doubt that I'll ever run out. One of my favorites and gets a ton of laughs is the shirt that says "burritos make me poop" man people just love that one. Another one I like has a group of stick figures around a campfire cooking hot dogs. One guy has clearly dropped his and the shirt says "its all fun and games until someone loses a weiner" man that's funny stuff right there.
We as a people just need to unbutton that stuffy shirt, let our hair down, and get that stick out of our butt and laugh some. Tell a joke, make a face (especially at kids they love that), or engage in some witty banter. I don't care what you do just freakin smile more. Studies have proven that smiling is good for your heart. I just made thet up but who knows? It could be true.
I am fortunate to know quite a few funny people, and thanks to Facebook I have reaquanted myself with many more. I am sure you know a couple too, at least one wink wink, let them brighten your day.
Here's an idea that my wife and I have found makes our day a little brighter. We try to sit down each night and eat dinner as a family (this is a topic for a future blog). While we're sitting there eating we have the TV on. We watch sitcom re reuns never the news. Sitcoms funny, news bad. Make eachother laugh.
My wife, bless her soul, has three little kids she has to deal with. My two sons, and me. Now being that we are all three of us little boys its pretty easy to get us laughing. Just say a silly word and we're rolling on the floor laughing our fool heads off. One of the words that makes me laugh each time I hear it is duty. Listen to it duty, duty, duty. Hahahaha you said duty. Poop is another word that gets us goin (see above shirt) you go into ANY elementary school class and say poop, I guarantee they will start laughing. Stand up at your naxt business meeting and say it. They probably won't laugh, at least not on the outside but some of em will be splitting a gut on the inside.
This part may not appear funny to the women, but to us men oh boy. You guys knew this was coming. You just didn't know when. The subject? FARTS. That's it. The cornerstone of humor to the homo-sapien male. Farts are hilarious. When someone does it someone snickers. How about when you're in a public place and you hear a fart, and you see someone turn red. You know they did it and just wanna point and say good one. My friend and I were in a supermarket one time. He had dropped a couple o silent ones but felt the grandaddy of them all comin on. Well instead of looking himself to see if the coast (behind him) was clear. He, quite stupidly asked me. I looked behind him and said "No you're good". Well he proceeds to just rip one so loud I think the shelves rattled. Much to the dismay of the little old lady standing 3 feet behind him. The look on her face. Oh man it was classic. What made it better was his face when he turned around and saw her. Ohh heehee he was mad as hell. I, however, laughed about it for a long, long time. I still am. Have you ever farted In an elevator? Don't lie. We've all done it. Isn't it great knowing you pulled it off and everyone is thinking someone else did it? Love it.
Anyway I've rambled on enough for now. Go out there my little minions of humor, and make em laugh.
Peace out!!!!!
Oh and ah POOP!!! Hahahahahahahhahahahahahha!!!!!
One thing that has gone out of style the last decade or so, and I think is great, is bumper stickers. You can't sit there and say that you've never seen a bumpersticker that didn't just brighten your day. Just a stupid little quote slapped on vinyl, and put on a car. It will make, at least one person chuckle a day.
Another thing that I personally do to get a chuckle from people, even if I don't know em, is the classic funny saying T-shirt. I have a bunch of these. Thanks to my sister in law I doubt that I'll ever run out. One of my favorites and gets a ton of laughs is the shirt that says "burritos make me poop" man people just love that one. Another one I like has a group of stick figures around a campfire cooking hot dogs. One guy has clearly dropped his and the shirt says "its all fun and games until someone loses a weiner" man that's funny stuff right there.
We as a people just need to unbutton that stuffy shirt, let our hair down, and get that stick out of our butt and laugh some. Tell a joke, make a face (especially at kids they love that), or engage in some witty banter. I don't care what you do just freakin smile more. Studies have proven that smiling is good for your heart. I just made thet up but who knows? It could be true.
I am fortunate to know quite a few funny people, and thanks to Facebook I have reaquanted myself with many more. I am sure you know a couple too, at least one wink wink, let them brighten your day.
Here's an idea that my wife and I have found makes our day a little brighter. We try to sit down each night and eat dinner as a family (this is a topic for a future blog). While we're sitting there eating we have the TV on. We watch sitcom re reuns never the news. Sitcoms funny, news bad. Make eachother laugh.
My wife, bless her soul, has three little kids she has to deal with. My two sons, and me. Now being that we are all three of us little boys its pretty easy to get us laughing. Just say a silly word and we're rolling on the floor laughing our fool heads off. One of the words that makes me laugh each time I hear it is duty. Listen to it duty, duty, duty. Hahahaha you said duty. Poop is another word that gets us goin (see above shirt) you go into ANY elementary school class and say poop, I guarantee they will start laughing. Stand up at your naxt business meeting and say it. They probably won't laugh, at least not on the outside but some of em will be splitting a gut on the inside.
This part may not appear funny to the women, but to us men oh boy. You guys knew this was coming. You just didn't know when. The subject? FARTS. That's it. The cornerstone of humor to the homo-sapien male. Farts are hilarious. When someone does it someone snickers. How about when you're in a public place and you hear a fart, and you see someone turn red. You know they did it and just wanna point and say good one. My friend and I were in a supermarket one time. He had dropped a couple o silent ones but felt the grandaddy of them all comin on. Well instead of looking himself to see if the coast (behind him) was clear. He, quite stupidly asked me. I looked behind him and said "No you're good". Well he proceeds to just rip one so loud I think the shelves rattled. Much to the dismay of the little old lady standing 3 feet behind him. The look on her face. Oh man it was classic. What made it better was his face when he turned around and saw her. Ohh heehee he was mad as hell. I, however, laughed about it for a long, long time. I still am. Have you ever farted In an elevator? Don't lie. We've all done it. Isn't it great knowing you pulled it off and everyone is thinking someone else did it? Love it.
Anyway I've rambled on enough for now. Go out there my little minions of humor, and make em laugh.
Peace out!!!!!
Oh and ah POOP!!! Hahahahahahahhahahahahahha!!!!!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
It's 2:30 in the morning Do you know where your brain is?
I'm just sitting here at work wondering about all kinds of things. That's what happens when your brain, as my neighbor puts it, never gets the night off. Now all of you know me, and know I don't contemplate politics, or wonder about space travel. No I'm a little more excentric than that. I wonder who was the first guy to eat a snail? Was he really that hungry? I mean come on wasn't there some bark, or grass to eat? I also try to figure out what we did before cell phones, the internet, and 6000 television channels? Was it that hard for us to stop at a phone booth, or pick up an encyclopedia. I do have to admit 5 channels was for the birds. Wonder who came up with that phrase?
Here's another one. What does a word have to do to be considered a word? If just saying it makes it a word than is papateding a word? You just said it so it is now officially a word. What's it mean you ask? Because a word has to have meaning. Let's say it means to denote a great deal. There it is NOW officially a word. Let's see how long before it gets in the dictionary.
I'd like to think that I'm pretty smart, no Einstien, hell sometimes I am only a step from Homer Simpson, but for the life of me I can't figure people out. Maybe its me. I'm not what one would call normal but the majority of human kind baffles me. Example, you knew there would be an example, apparently the majority of people in Ohio do not want casinos besmudging our great state. The deteriation of our economy is ok though. They say they don't want it in our backyard. Crime will rise, and marriages will be broken. These are the same people jumpin on bus trips to casinos, or going to Bingo every Tuesday night. Wake up folks. Crime is on the rise even as we speak, hell it's flat out rampant here in the valley. Youngstown has more murders per capita then any other city in the U.S.A.how much worse can it get. At least casino money will get us more cops and supply them with the tools to have a fighting chance, and marriages these days seem expedable to most people any way. Why not bring Thousands of jobs and ok the gambling here in Ohio.
Let's see. What's on my mind now? How about shoes? Who came up with the sizing system? Why is a size 12 not 12 inches long? What are those little plastic thing at the end of laces called? They have to have a name. Someone makes them. That someone doesn't tell his buddies I work at the little plastic thing on shoelaces plant. Maybe he does, because if he said the name of them we wouldn't understand anyway. Why do women need so many pairs of shoes, and men so few? These are just a few questions about zapatos I have.
Alright I'll give you a break from being in my brain for a while. What you just read, and much much more, is just a sampling of thoughts that fly through my head on a daily basis. As you can see my mind truly doesn't stop. Granted a lot of it is pretty weird, and some of it is downright dumb but its where I'm comin from. So for now I m gonna go put my size 12 boots on and go to work while I'm there I think I'll use my cell phone to look up the name of the plastic shoelace thingymabob. Then I'm gonna make up some new words, and send them to the dictionary people. You watch tomorrow at work you'll hear someone say papateding. I am not however going to be having snails for lunch. Tried em, not for me thanks.
Until next time I bid you papateding (good buy) look it up.
Remember it's a mixed up world (in my brain) so enjoy the ride. I sure do.
Here's another one. What does a word have to do to be considered a word? If just saying it makes it a word than is papateding a word? You just said it so it is now officially a word. What's it mean you ask? Because a word has to have meaning. Let's say it means to denote a great deal. There it is NOW officially a word. Let's see how long before it gets in the dictionary.
I'd like to think that I'm pretty smart, no Einstien, hell sometimes I am only a step from Homer Simpson, but for the life of me I can't figure people out. Maybe its me. I'm not what one would call normal but the majority of human kind baffles me. Example, you knew there would be an example, apparently the majority of people in Ohio do not want casinos besmudging our great state. The deteriation of our economy is ok though. They say they don't want it in our backyard. Crime will rise, and marriages will be broken. These are the same people jumpin on bus trips to casinos, or going to Bingo every Tuesday night. Wake up folks. Crime is on the rise even as we speak, hell it's flat out rampant here in the valley. Youngstown has more murders per capita then any other city in the U.S.A.how much worse can it get. At least casino money will get us more cops and supply them with the tools to have a fighting chance, and marriages these days seem expedable to most people any way. Why not bring Thousands of jobs and ok the gambling here in Ohio.
Let's see. What's on my mind now? How about shoes? Who came up with the sizing system? Why is a size 12 not 12 inches long? What are those little plastic thing at the end of laces called? They have to have a name. Someone makes them. That someone doesn't tell his buddies I work at the little plastic thing on shoelaces plant. Maybe he does, because if he said the name of them we wouldn't understand anyway. Why do women need so many pairs of shoes, and men so few? These are just a few questions about zapatos I have.
Alright I'll give you a break from being in my brain for a while. What you just read, and much much more, is just a sampling of thoughts that fly through my head on a daily basis. As you can see my mind truly doesn't stop. Granted a lot of it is pretty weird, and some of it is downright dumb but its where I'm comin from. So for now I m gonna go put my size 12 boots on and go to work while I'm there I think I'll use my cell phone to look up the name of the plastic shoelace thingymabob. Then I'm gonna make up some new words, and send them to the dictionary people. You watch tomorrow at work you'll hear someone say papateding. I am not however going to be having snails for lunch. Tried em, not for me thanks.
Until next time I bid you papateding (good buy) look it up.
Remember it's a mixed up world (in my brain) so enjoy the ride. I sure do.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Who cares?
I just want to know why people feel the need to use social networking sites (facebook, myspace, etc.) To tell us they're every movement? I personally don't care that you are gonna wash your hair, or do your dishes. It interests me none that you have to pay the bills, or take fluffy to the vet in 10 minutes.
Facebook and myspace are for you to connect with friends, and do the hi how are yas. Post a lively quip, or a serious note. Whatever your style, just don't be so jaded as to believe people care if you are pooping. If you want to do that use twitter. Its easier and you can use your phone to do it.
Another thing I can't stand is people I refer to as "friend whores" these are people who invite every tom, dic, and harry to be their friends on the formentioned site. These people are usually the ones who never post a single thing. Whoppee you have 200 friends on myspace. Name em. You can't why because half of them you have no interaction with at all. You, my "friend", are a friend whore. I don't claim to be perfect in this, but I do weed out the people who don't post stuff. 1 month no post, bye bye.
If you have a comment on this good ro bad shoot me an email at celticsun33@yahoo.com apparently the comment icon is too time intensive.
Remember it's a mixed up world, so enjoy the spin.
Facebook and myspace are for you to connect with friends, and do the hi how are yas. Post a lively quip, or a serious note. Whatever your style, just don't be so jaded as to believe people care if you are pooping. If you want to do that use twitter. Its easier and you can use your phone to do it.
Another thing I can't stand is people I refer to as "friend whores" these are people who invite every tom, dic, and harry to be their friends on the formentioned site. These people are usually the ones who never post a single thing. Whoppee you have 200 friends on myspace. Name em. You can't why because half of them you have no interaction with at all. You, my "friend", are a friend whore. I don't claim to be perfect in this, but I do weed out the people who don't post stuff. 1 month no post, bye bye.
If you have a comment on this good ro bad shoot me an email at celticsun33@yahoo.com apparently the comment icon is too time intensive.
Remember it's a mixed up world, so enjoy the spin.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Stupid Hurts!!! Everyone.
Is it me or has America become more stupid? I'm not talking I.Q., book learned stupid, I mean the "I know the stove is hot but I wanna make sure, so I'll touch it" stupid. I see more and more examples of this everyday.
You all have seen, or heard examples of this kind of stupid. I actually had a friend of mine tell me a story, he actually told me this story! His wife and him were with another couple. They were driving in a rural area, when they came upon a deer crossing sign. his wife looked at the sign and said "I don't understand that." When her husband explained that it meant deer are often seen crossing in this area, she replied, " Why would they cross here, when there is a stop sign right down the road?" What is wrong with people? Were they dropped on their head as a kid or are they just that moronic?
I like to think that folks aren't really as bad as they seem. As soon as I almost convince myself of this, another person comes along to convince me otherwise. my only hope is that natural selection will weed these humans out over the years. I can say this though, I don't really have a lot of confidence in that!
Here are some other examples of grand stupidity.
I was at the Hot Dog Shoppe in Girard (JibJabs). While sitting their you can hear the drive thru intercom. A lady rolled through the drive thru, and asked for 2 hot dogs with Cheddar and chili, and a small medium fry. Now let that sink in a second. A SMALL MEDIUM? Come on! Even my 8 year old son caught that and started laughing at this women.
I have actually heard one person say, while being given directions, "Now which way do I turn on that one-way street?" Come on really?
There was a lady in Wisconsin who sued a motor home manufacturer all because she wrecked her brand new motor coach. Apparently the lady started driving her motor home, once on the road she set the cruise control. She then proceeded to get up and go to make a sandwich. As you may have guessed the motor home barrelled of the road and was totalled. You know what this lady actually said? She said that no one told her that cruise control didn't mean she had to stay on the seat and steer and it wasn't in the owners manual. COME ON! Now here is the really shitty part. This lady actually won her case and received a large monetary settlement. You gotta love personal injury lawyers.
Anyway I have had enough of stupid people for today. Remember,
Life is all mixed up, so enjoy the spin!
You all have seen, or heard examples of this kind of stupid. I actually had a friend of mine tell me a story, he actually told me this story! His wife and him were with another couple. They were driving in a rural area, when they came upon a deer crossing sign. his wife looked at the sign and said "I don't understand that." When her husband explained that it meant deer are often seen crossing in this area, she replied, " Why would they cross here, when there is a stop sign right down the road?" What is wrong with people? Were they dropped on their head as a kid or are they just that moronic?
I like to think that folks aren't really as bad as they seem. As soon as I almost convince myself of this, another person comes along to convince me otherwise. my only hope is that natural selection will weed these humans out over the years. I can say this though, I don't really have a lot of confidence in that!
Here are some other examples of grand stupidity.
I was at the Hot Dog Shoppe in Girard (JibJabs). While sitting their you can hear the drive thru intercom. A lady rolled through the drive thru, and asked for 2 hot dogs with Cheddar and chili, and a small medium fry. Now let that sink in a second. A SMALL MEDIUM? Come on! Even my 8 year old son caught that and started laughing at this women.
I have actually heard one person say, while being given directions, "Now which way do I turn on that one-way street?" Come on really?
There was a lady in Wisconsin who sued a motor home manufacturer all because she wrecked her brand new motor coach. Apparently the lady started driving her motor home, once on the road she set the cruise control. She then proceeded to get up and go to make a sandwich. As you may have guessed the motor home barrelled of the road and was totalled. You know what this lady actually said? She said that no one told her that cruise control didn't mean she had to stay on the seat and steer and it wasn't in the owners manual. COME ON! Now here is the really shitty part. This lady actually won her case and received a large monetary settlement. You gotta love personal injury lawyers.
Anyway I have had enough of stupid people for today. Remember,
Life is all mixed up, so enjoy the spin!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
First post ever
Well here it goes. This is the first blog post of, hopefully, many. Before we get started, just know, I am no great writer, nor is my grammar any good. Please bear with me.
I really want to keep this light hearted, and fun. I will from time to time be forced to let out my other sides (mushy, angry, and fed-up) I will try to give some warning.
About me...I am a goof off. There's no other way to say it. I really am a 12 year old trapped in a 36 year olds beat up body. I like cartoons, making jokes, and think farts are hilarious. Right now in my life I am reliving the youth I always invisioned. I have toys, but now they are the big boy kind (motorcycles). I also try to teach my sons how to be good and respectful, which is hard to do when you yourself aren't.
I am what many people may call coarse, or obnoxious, sometimes even a DICK. Isn't it funny that in society if you lie to someone, or backstab people that this is perfectly acceptable behavior. You just simply justify it by say "I don't want to hurt their fellings". Yet if I tell the truth or offer my opinion, I am obnoxious or unbelievable. You know what I deal with it, so should you. You don't want to hear my opinion, and opinion is all it is not gospel, then don't listen.
That's enough for now.
Remember. Lifes all mixed up so just sit back and enjoy the spin!
I really want to keep this light hearted, and fun. I will from time to time be forced to let out my other sides (mushy, angry, and fed-up) I will try to give some warning.
About me...I am a goof off. There's no other way to say it. I really am a 12 year old trapped in a 36 year olds beat up body. I like cartoons, making jokes, and think farts are hilarious. Right now in my life I am reliving the youth I always invisioned. I have toys, but now they are the big boy kind (motorcycles). I also try to teach my sons how to be good and respectful, which is hard to do when you yourself aren't.
I am what many people may call coarse, or obnoxious, sometimes even a DICK. Isn't it funny that in society if you lie to someone, or backstab people that this is perfectly acceptable behavior. You just simply justify it by say "I don't want to hurt their fellings". Yet if I tell the truth or offer my opinion, I am obnoxious or unbelievable. You know what I deal with it, so should you. You don't want to hear my opinion, and opinion is all it is not gospel, then don't listen.
That's enough for now.
Remember. Lifes all mixed up so just sit back and enjoy the spin!
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