It's 2:30 in the morning Do you know where your brain is?

I'm just sitting here at work wondering about all kinds of things. That's what happens when your brain, as my neighbor puts it, never gets the night off. Now all of you know me, and know I don't contemplate politics, or wonder about space travel. No I'm a little more excentric than that. I wonder who was the first guy to eat a snail? Was he really that hungry? I mean come on wasn't there some bark, or grass to eat? I also try to figure out what we did before cell phones, the internet, and 6000 television channels? Was it that hard for us to stop at a phone booth, or pick up an encyclopedia. I do have to admit 5 channels was for the birds. Wonder who came up with that phrase?
Here's another one. What does a word have to do to be considered a word? If just saying it makes it a word than is papateding a word? You just said it so it is now officially a word. What's it mean you ask? Because a word has to have meaning. Let's say it means to denote a great deal. There it is NOW officially a word. Let's see how long before it gets in the dictionary.
I'd like to think that I'm pretty smart, no Einstien, hell sometimes I am only a step from Homer Simpson, but for the life of me I can't figure people out. Maybe its me. I'm not what one would call normal but the majority of human kind baffles me. Example, you knew there would be an example, apparently the majority of people in Ohio do not want casinos besmudging our great state. The deteriation of our economy is ok though. They say they don't want it in our backyard. Crime will rise, and marriages will be broken. These are the same people jumpin on bus trips to casinos, or going to Bingo every Tuesday night. Wake up folks. Crime is on the rise even as we speak, hell it's flat out rampant here in the valley. Youngstown has more murders per capita then any other city in the U.S.A.how much worse can it get. At least casino money will get us more cops and supply them with the tools to have a fighting chance, and marriages these days seem expedable to most people any way. Why not bring Thousands of jobs and ok the gambling here in Ohio.
Let's see. What's on my mind now? How about shoes? Who came up with the sizing system? Why is a size 12 not 12 inches long? What are those little plastic thing at the end of laces called? They have to have a name. Someone makes them. That someone doesn't tell his buddies I work at the little plastic thing on shoelaces plant. Maybe he does, because if he said the name of them we wouldn't understand anyway. Why do women need so many pairs of shoes, and men so few? These are just a few questions about zapatos I have.
Alright I'll give you a break from being in my brain for a while. What you just read, and much much more, is just a sampling of thoughts that fly through my head on a daily basis. As you can see my mind truly doesn't stop. Granted a lot of it is pretty weird, and some of it is downright dumb but its where I'm comin from. So for now I m gonna go put my size 12 boots on and go to work while I'm there I think I'll use my cell phone to look up the name of the plastic shoelace thingymabob. Then I'm gonna make up some new words, and send them to the dictionary people. You watch tomorrow at work you'll hear someone say papateding. I am not however going to be having snails for lunch. Tried em, not for me thanks.
Until next time I bid you papateding (good buy) look it up.
Remember it's a mixed up world (in my brain) so enjoy the ride. I sure do.